so your ass better show me some respect

Anonymous: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?



omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

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Anonymous: 27. 28. 29

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl? eyes and smile and shoes
28.Do you sing in the shower? if I’m home alone
29.Do you dance in the car? all the time

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Anonymous: 2-20 evens

2.Kissed a boy? yes
4.What’s your religion? atheist
6.Reason you joined tumblr? I’ve had a personal blog for years and years so I can’t really remember
8.Do you like bubble bath? I’m allergic
10.Dyed your hair? yes
12.Vegetable or meat? meat
14.Smoke cigarettes? on occasion
16.Do any hard drugs? lmao nah
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? yes 😍
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? yeeep

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Do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

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credz yo